Sunday, March 09, 2008

My Top Ten Naughty List

Haley has for sure filled the terrible two role this week. Here are the top ten of the week. The sad thing is they all happen with me being within 5 feet from her. She is the silent mess maker.

1. She dumped a whole can of Gerber puffs on her sister who happened to be sitting on our bed.

2. She dumped out all my crafting jewels onto the carpet. That was fun trying to pick those up in my shag carpet.

3. While in time out, she peed all over the floor.

4. I had just finished folding all of the girl's clothes when the whirlwind of love comes tumbling right on in between and all around.

5. She took some blue lipscopee (chapstick) and smeared it all over her car seat and car window.

6. She poured the Rit dye down the sink. (This could have been much worse)

7. She took a bottle of water and poured it into her just made for lunch, mac and cheese.

8. She thumped Maya with Mr. Potato head.

9. Poured the whole bag of goldfish all over the floor in the Family room. (This was last weekend and thankfully Regina helped clean that one up)

10. Stuck a sheet of smiley face stickers all over the wall in her bedroom closet.

Do you have any to add to my naughty list that your child or maybe spouse has done?

6 comments:

Christina said...

Oh Susan...what was I thinking? Can you move in when the baby is born? Despite the trouble, your girls are adorable!

Amanda and Noah said...

LOL Susan that is so FUNNY! Haley is still so adorable!

Chain Reader said...

It's a good thing your "whirlwind" of love is so beautiful!

Penning Family said...

That is so funny. I fell for you! Just wait until she is five and starts talking back. I don't know what is worse. Gotta love them!

Regina said...

Hey are you sure the Goldfish wasn't one of my kids? Today the top naughty thing Jake did was take a part off of some unknown furniture in RC willey and run around saying it was a sword. When I took it away from him he stole my keys and ran away saying he found a better sword and didn't need the wood one anymore...He has a major sword fetish right now. What the heck?

Lara Katydid said...

Somehow I missed this blog, Susan. I am empathetic. As for my kids, the naughty list is too long to reference!