Dear roommate
I am shocked!!!!! Let me remind you of a few small things. You blow your nose with my tissue; you wipe your butt with my toilet paper; you use my hair dryer; you use my toothpaste and you watch my movies. Now I'M sorry that you got me sick and I am therefore sorry that I had to use 4 tablespoons of your cough syrup. But really, was that worth complaining about using my things. I gladly let you use everything of mine. Now let me remind you that you are the one who got me sick in the first place. But I'm making a deal with you; you don't touch my stuff and I won't use your cough syrup. And another thing, please stay out of my closet I found my very expensive white sleeveless blouse in your closet, wrinkled, damp, and with a stain on it. I don't let people borrow my clothes; my parents spend hundreds of dollars on designer apparel, So we have a deal you have your cough syrup and I have my belongings and we won't have to argue, or complain to roommates about each other. Thanks for your cooperation.
Sincerely,
Jen
I am shocked!!!!! Let me remind you of a few small things. You blow your nose with my tissue; you wipe your butt with my toilet paper; you use my hair dryer; you use my toothpaste and you watch my movies. Now I'M sorry that you got me sick and I am therefore sorry that I had to use 4 tablespoons of your cough syrup. But really, was that worth complaining about using my things. I gladly let you use everything of mine. Now let me remind you that you are the one who got me sick in the first place. But I'm making a deal with you; you don't touch my stuff and I won't use your cough syrup. And another thing, please stay out of my closet I found my very expensive white sleeveless blouse in your closet, wrinkled, damp, and with a stain on it. I don't let people borrow my clothes; my parents spend hundreds of dollars on designer apparel, So we have a deal you have your cough syrup and I have my belongings and we won't have to argue, or complain to roommates about each other. Thanks for your cooperation.
Sincerely,
Jen
7 comments:
That's Awesome!! I actually remember that! Oh my gosh, she was one of a kind. That's seriously hilarious.
That is classic! I wonder if she still wears designer clothes.
Oh that sounds so familiar! I don't miss the roomate days at all!
O to familar. I tell ya I am so greatful that I don't have to deal with that any more. But I do miss the crazy late nights. And all of the fun praks that we would pull on each other and friends
I never had the room mate experience--I guess I was missing out!
That's a riot! I did not get along with my roomies the few months I had them. I was not cut out for that kind of life, I tell ya!
Wow that was a fun little blast to the past! Something I do not miss one little bit! There were just so many unsolved mysteries I tell you! Thanks for the LAUGH!
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