Thursday, September 13, 2007

My Scissors Have Legs


Okay, so first of all I hope my image isn't of some porn movie. I thought it fit appropriately with this post.

I don't know if you guys have anything with legs in your house. I for sure do. Every time I try to find stuff around the house, I can't. Here are some of the things I'm talking about. Am I the only one with these problems?

1. Scissors- I have like 3 or 4. At least one for every floor. Where are they?
2. Extention cords- no ideas where these are. I thought I just used them for Christmas lights.
3. Batteries- I swear I buy some every time I got to the store. Every time I need them, they are gone. Who knows what Matt uses them for?
4. Calculator- so I have bought 3 cheapos in the last 4 months and can't find one when I need to do my eBay math. We might have to blame that one on Haley. She uses them for cell phones.
5. Pens- I buy a pack of these about every few months. I haven't used a whole pen before. I mean when the ink runs out. Have you?
6. Infant Tylenol- I think I buy two of those $6 suckers every few months. I never can find the old ones. I hope someone in the house doesn't mistake it for juice.
7. Rubber Spatulas- Just when the brownie bowl is about the get scrapped into the pan, can't find another dumb spatula.

Am I missing anything?

6 comments:

Leezy Lindsey said...

Socks. I am always losing socks. I think the dryer eats them.

Christina said...

Just wait...soon it will be the homework. the legs on the scissors in my house have a name ... Ashley.

Rebecca D. said...

FOR sure!!! I am always looking for a calculator and pencils! You are so not alone!

REGINA said...

Keys...wipes....sunglasses...and all those you mentioned. Glad I'm not alone in this!

Shelley said...

In our house it's scissors and pens. I seriously think I need to be medicated because of this situation, I get so mad.

Lara said...

At our house (and I know extended family can attest to this) it's Dad's glasses. Every day, all the time, it's "Where's my glasses? Has anyone seen my glasses?" His cell phone has legs, too!